Wednesday, October 28, 2009

IF YOU BUMP IT....YOU WILL GRIND IT

The lovely thing about friends is that they always have the perfect gift for you. Your friends know you so well that they could be walking through a store one day and see something and BAM! They HAVE to get it for their friend because it is the most perfect gift in the whole entire universe!

If you remember from this post.....I abhor teased hair. I also must remind you that I have no television, no infomercials and no newspapers. This leaves me, as a result walking around pretty much clueless about life. "Balloon boy? What? Car bomb in Afghanistan? Huh?" I have chosen to walk around with my fingers in my ears singing loudly...."LALALALALA LALALALA".

So imagine my surprise when my dear friend Kiki found these at a check out line in Winco.Am I the last person on the earth to hear of these? Flat to fabulous in seconds? I thought I needed to stuff my bra for that?Helpful hints include things like:
*Do not stick these up your ass.

and

*Styling your hair this way may result in screwing a man you do not know.

Seriously.....WTF? I thought the phrase Leave-In Inserts only applied to items like butt-plugs and tampons.

So of course, my Bumpits are a completely coveted item now. I thought I would share with you a picture of me Bumpitting.






I may be grinding it when I look THIS hot....











12 comments:

lyn said...

What! No bumping the bangs????

Candice said...

Those things actually work?

Jodi said...

From flat to fab - that is SO you.

Carlos said...

lol awesome! and you had me at butt plug by the by...

Jennboree said...

I guess it is better than the toilet paper roll my mother used to put in her hair for the same effect!

You look smokin, T! Can you bumpit the bumpit? Now that'd be sassy.

Kiki said...

You ARE the Bumpit QUEEN!!!!

The Girl Next Door said...

As Baby J would say... "cutiepootootie!" LOL I am with Candice... those things actually work? I am scared to try them, they seem complicated, those little spiky things... promise as somepoint I probably would end up either in the ER or the hair dressers begging them to cut it out! LOL

tallulah said...

Lyn-Oh Man! I don't think I could bumpit the bangs!

Candice-Why yes they do my Texan friend. Are you using the toilet paper tube as well?

Jodi-Thanks!

Carlos-I knew that would catch your attention....

Jenn-Haahahaha! A toilet paper roll? For real? You Texan women totally crack me up!

Kiki-Thanks to you!

Girl Next Door- They are quite easy to use!

Candice said...

I can proudly say I've never used the tp roll in my hair. I haven't really teased my hair since middle school, in fact.

tallulah said...

Candice-That's the last time I teased my hair(until the Bumpit)as well. It is a very scary thing.

elle said...

Please wear this around Mayberry, perhaps while walking your dog, or picking apples....please? Perhaps to the bazaar next weekend? What did Bubby think?

tallulah said...

Elle-Are you looking for a chance to make fun of me?

No comment from Bubby. He doesn't care what I do with my hair as long as I'm naked.