If you remember from this post.....I abhor teased hair. I also must remind you that I have no television, no infomercials and no newspapers. This leaves me, as a result walking around pretty much clueless about life. "Balloon boy? What? Car bomb in Afghanistan? Huh?" I have chosen to walk around with my fingers in my ears singing loudly...."LALALALALA LALALALA".
So imagine my surprise when my dear friend Kiki found these at a check out line in Winco.Am I the last person on the earth to hear of these? Flat to fabulous in seconds? I thought I needed to stuff my bra for that?Helpful hints include things like:
*Do not stick these up your ass.
*Styling your hair this way may result in screwing a man you do not know.
Seriously.....WTF? I thought the phrase Leave-In Inserts only applied to items like butt-plugs and tampons.
So of course, my Bumpits are a completely coveted item now. I thought I would share with you a picture of me Bumpitting.
I may be grinding it when I look THIS hot....