Actual phone conversation with my dear friend Kik: Me: "They found a mass."
Kiki: "A mouse? You found a mouse? Where?"
Me: "No! They found a mass in my breast. It may be cancer."
Kiki: "Oh Dear! Well I'm sure it is just a benign little mouse."
And after probes of large needles and surgery, yes my dear readers.....it was just a mouse. I'm on the mend and feeling good.