Tuesday, May 09, 2006

CALLING DR. IZZY


Izzy has decided he wants to be a doctor when he grows up. That means that I (or any other unlucky patient) must pretend to be injured. Izzy then takes his doctor tools and spends a good deal of time "making you well again."

His latest gig is to find a scratch on your arm or leg, then explain that his next procedure will not hurt. Izzy then takes out his "pretend" scalpel and tries to cut the shit out of you with a dull piece of plastic. Fun.

Yesterday, this is what Izzy had to say, and I quote:

"Oh God! Look at that owie on your leg! I'd better get the f***in doctor kit and cut it out!"

As Bubby says........"At least he is using his expletives correctly in a sentence."

1 comment:

MomSquared said...

LOL!! He seems to have a wonderful bedside manner.
Not that I'll be visiting his office anytime soon.