Every year Way Down In Mayberry I talk about the pool (okay, not actually the pool, but the people that frequent it). WDIM has grown so much that we actually have two pools in our little slice of Suburbia to people watch now.
Since last year, I have noticed a few things:
1. Parents still don't watch their kids. "What's a drumstick or two in the pool?" Is that MY Johnny gasping for air?"
2. Women seem more body conscious than ever and have spent their entire winters working their asses off (literally) to show off their new bikini's.
3. Abs seem to be a big hit this year. You can see the stomach muscle ridges. Damn! That's a lot of crunches.
4. Many women that I noticed last year have gotten boob jobs over those long winter months. Or maybe their tits always did a "sun salutation" and I just never noticed. Hmmmm.....
And of course my contribution to the pool this year is hair-free cooch appropriately lasered and smooth. I still have concave breasts, a double chin, a flabby stomach and I'm as white as a cotton ball, but hey, there's always next year.
(This picture was taken at the height of summer season last year. I took it only because that position on the bed make by breasts look big. It's a trick of the camera. God, I'm such a narcissist.)
