WHERE THE HELL IS CREEPY GUY?

Alright, enough already with Creepy Guy. I planned to keep that post up until he left me alone....however I've realized that if that were the case, you would be staring at him until 2015.

UPDATE:

Detective "Kiss my Ass" has informed me there is nothing they can do about his harassment that has been ongoing for 3 months now.. They don't have the time, resources or money to indulge in out-of-state shenanigans. Our telephone company knows who this creepy fucker is but won't give us a phone number without a subpoena. But they did give us a lovely little hint: the asshole lives in Texas. (Maybe Candice or Jenn can do some detective work for me? ha ha)

So while I live in fear daily that some dickwad is going to show up at my house and hack me and my children in to tiny pieces, I thought I would show you a lovely photo.......

This is what has been taking up all of my time lately. My new soap-making venture! You can check me out at : www.tallulahssoaps.com.

DEAR CREEPY GUY

You are pathetic.

I know you think you are so awesome for hanging out in teen chat rooms waiting for someone to post a phone number to a friend. I know that's how you got a cell phone number of ours. Yes, my kids are stupid for doing that but you? You suck balls.

After our two brief conversations we had over a month ago, I thought I made it quite clear that:

A. I'm not as sexy as I sound.

and

B. Your calls were not welcome and to not call again.

Well creepy guy, how handy that you are savvy with a computer. You have already researched our cell phone number because you now have our home phone number. You have our names and have probably google-mapped our house. It's a nice house isn't it? Fucker.

Calling me twice a day every day for over a month just annoys me. And Creepy Guy? You don't know me. I, unlike other females do not get scared or intimidated by assholes. You are what you are and it just pisses me off.

Pissing tallulah off is just a bad idea. Ask Bubby.