Thursday, January 28, 2010

DEAR CREEPY GUY

You are pathetic.

I know you think you are so awesome for hanging out in teen chat rooms waiting for someone to post a phone number to a friend. I know that's how you got a cell phone number of ours. Yes, my kids are stupid for doing that but you? You suck balls.

After our two brief conversations we had over a month ago, I thought I made it quite clear that:

A. I'm not as sexy as I sound.
and
B. Your calls were not welcome and to not call again.

Well creepy guy, how handy that you are savvy with a computer. You have already researched our cell phone number because you now have our home phone number. You have our names and have probably google-mapped our house. It's a nice house isn't it? Fucker.

Calling me twice a day every day for over a month just annoys me. And Creepy Guy? You don't know me. I, unlike other females do not get scared or intimidated by assholes. You are what you are and it just pisses me off.

Pissing tallulah off is just a bad idea. Ask Bubby.


18 comments:

Mama Wheaton said...

Ok that is creepy and scary. Can the police do anything about his harrassment?

Jodi said...

I have a friend who works for Ada County Sheriff doing that exact work. He spends his days and nights "trolling" the internet for creeps like that. It would be pretty cool if he could accidently "find" this guy with help from you and get him where he belongs! Would you like his info?

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Damn T. that is disgusting.
I hope you get this perv locked up!.

Please be careful - but get that fucker!!

Candice said...

YIKES!

Carlos said...

what a douchebag!! hate people... and umm you scare me a little...i would not want to be on your bad side...

tallulah said...

Mama Wheaton - Things are in the works...think mafia.

Jodi - Thanks for the info. I may get back to you on that if the above mentioned does not get his attention.

Peggy-Does being careful include dull butter knives cutting off dicks?

Candice- Um, yeah.

Carlos - Maybe I will share some stories sometime when other douchebags have tried to harass me. I think they were scared too.

Kristin said...

Well good thing you got that new German Shepard puppy! Always good to have backup. Sorry you're being harassed!

Kristin said...

...and where in the hell do you find these pictures!

The Girl Next Door said...

And our fucktard award goes too... pervy asshole! Turn him in... you are smart and capable... the child he attacks next won't be!

Jodi said...

Exactly, even if he leaves you alone, he'll just move on to the next one. He needs to be stopped before he hurts someone.

Jodi said...

Could we be done with creepy guy now? I don't think I like him.

tallulah said...

Geez Jodi, the pressure! Now you are scaring me.

Jodi said...

Scaring you cause I don't like creepy guy or because you just realized he won't stop with your kids?

Kristin said...

Sorry, but I am seconding Jodi's request. It's very unsettling to see his face every time I check your blog for new content :). Of course, perhaps I should be writing my own content instead of bagging on yours....

Kiki said...

EEUUWWW...that picture is truly creepy! You go girl - put on that "TALLULAH WILL GET YOU" hat on and knock his block off. And for good measure, bash his icky teeth in too. And cut off his dick.

Jodi said...

Dear God PLEASE T! Can I send you a picture of a pretty flower or something? The pot plant growing in my backyard? Something?

Jodi said...

Oh dear, did I say pot plant? I meant rose bush.

Sheri said...

Yes Jodi, we would all love to see your "rosebush"! I agree T....enough with the pervert!