I know you think you are so awesome for hanging out in teen chat rooms waiting for someone to post a phone number to a friend. I know that's how you got a cell phone number of ours. Yes, my kids are stupid for doing that but you? You suck balls.
After our two brief conversations we had over a month ago, I thought I made it quite clear that:
A. I'm not as sexy as I sound.
B. Your calls were not welcome and to not call again.
Well creepy guy, how handy that you are savvy with a computer. You have already researched our cell phone number because you now have our home phone number. You have our names and have probably google-mapped our house. It's a nice house isn't it? Fucker.
Calling me twice a day every day for over a month just annoys me. And Creepy Guy? You don't know me. I, unlike other females do not get scared or intimidated by assholes. You are what you are and it just pisses me off.
Pissing tallulah off is just a bad idea. Ask Bubby.