Oh dear. Well, there's a small house with a shitty basement that is about to be beautiful and a clawfoot tub that would be happy to host you and your sassy sunglasses a little (a lot) east of Mayberry....
I'm a stay-at-home Mom of five(one has left the nest). My attitudes are somewhat morbid and twisted as I desperately try to fit in to the town of Mayberry. I'm committed to my husband and children however, I often fantasize about filling up at the gas station and then driving to some obscure little town in the middle of the desert where no one can find me. I'm hoping that someday the pharmecuetical companies develop a drug that can ZEN me through this strange life I have built for myself. In the meantime....I blog and explore ways of coping. Your comments are appreciated.
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Must be crowded down there.
Anything I can do? Take you drinking/rub your feet/do your laundry/bake you cookies/sing you a song/pierce your eyebrow?
I don't know, guess I'm just grasping at straws...
We all love you!
Hurry I fucking miss you!
We will be here when you find your way out!
Man, every time I look at that picture, I think, "Damn, that's gonna hurt..."
and yeah, what Carlos said.
Oh dear. Well, there's a small house with a shitty basement that is about to be beautiful and a clawfoot tub that would be happy to host you and your sassy sunglasses a little (a lot) east of Mayberry....
wow, can Jodi be my friend too, I will be falling down every single hole I come across! LOL Oh and that picture is just classically hysterical!
Isn't the rabbit supposed to be wearing a black top hat????
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