At the dinner table:
Izzy: "Well I want to watch blah blah movie."
Christian: "We can't watch blah blah movie. It's scratched."
Izzy: "How did it get scratched?"
Christian: "Leroy keeps licking the dicks."
Silence......................L o n g P a u s e......................
Me: "Leroy keeps licking the dicks?"
Bubby: "There will be no dick licking for Leroy. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But no dick licking for Leroy until he's an adult."
Now that people............ is quite profound.
14 comments:
Sounds like a conversation we've had around these parts. Aidan used to have a hard time prounouncing his L's.
He always chose to yell "CLOCK" out in public.
"Hey mommy, look at da cock!"
Actually, he didn't say "look" it was more like "Yook at da cock."
Sorry, I'm precise. ;)
Okay...wait. Leroy is licking DVDs???
Bubby Disclaimer #...?
Oh I can't breathe. I'm serious.
BTW, what IS that thing on Bubby's head???
Candice-I often say, "Yook at da cock" myself.
Jenn-No shit. That's how Leroy cleans the DVD's.
Meeshemama - Hope you are breathing now!
Jodi-He made a paper mache hat and glued shredded paper to the top and then spray painted it. Beautiful isn't it?
Why it's just lovely! He really could sell those on ebay. It looked to me like one of those giant plastic balls they used to make that looked like they were made of clumps of plastic. I think I had a lampshade made out of the same stuff in the 70s...
Gee thanks! That "preface" is no kind of a warning!! I almost choked on my iced tea!!!! But what can you expect from a lesbian.
Molly
That's why I love living next to you - I hear words I have never heard before.
Wow. That was really funny, has made my day :D
I bet that was a very awkwurd family moment!
Um, excuse me, but since you got your computer back, isn't it time for a new post? I check 132 times a day, and there's Bubby with that goofy thing on his head...
Sorry Jodi! My computer was totally wiped so I don't have the capabilities of pictures right now. I'll post something soon....
OMG! I can't stop laughing!!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time!
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