that's me on the left...if you took a bicycle pump to my breasts
Leroy: "Mom? What's it called when girls are gay?
Leroy: "You're a lesbian."
Me: "What makes you think so?"
Leroy: "Coz you are always kissing and hugging girls and telling them you love them."
Me: "Girls often show their emotions differently than boys Leroy. I often kiss and hug my friends because it shows them how much I like them as friends. It doesn't mean I'm gay. That would be weird if I were married to your Father if I were gay wouldn't it?"
Leroy: "You're still a Lesbian."
Sigh....what do you do? One male in the house thinks I'm a lesbian and another wishes I were a lesbian because that's every guys fantasy.