Scroll down for Exibit A.......
My hair is the same color as the Peeps.
I have Peep hair....and it is really quite scary.
My stylist was out of town and I "HAD" (insert pithy whining here) to get my hair done before my dear rich and successful friends from grade school met me for a girlfriend kind of reunion.
So damn you all to hell VANITY GODS! You got your laugh. Now shut the fuck up.