Wednesday, November 29, 2006

MY WORST DAY EVER

A Thanksgiving Story.....by Tori

I was having a great Thanksgiving day! We went over to my Aunt Spacy's house. She has like a 5,000 sqft house and a huge basement with a pool table and a super-mega flat screen t.v. and a Foosball table. It was like, a lot of fun!
My Mom took this picture of me right before my day went really, really wrong. Has she ever mentioned to you that I'm a Princess? In case you didn't know...I am.


You see, my Aunt Spacy finds homes for animals. She also babysits animals when their owners go out of town for Holidays. Have I told you how much I LOVE little dogs? I want to hold them and kiss them and dress them in tutu's and carry them in my purse. Aunt Stacy had a Boston Terrier that she was babysitting and I wanted to see it before we left for home. This is what Dolly looked like except
that Dolly was fatter and snorted like a pig. My Mom said it was because her face is so squished that she has a hard time breathing through her nose.
Well Dolly had been locked up in her kennel the entire time we ate our meal. When Aunt Spacy let Dolly out to play with me, Dolly was INCREDIBLY thirsty and drank, like a gallon of water. Then Dolly chased me around the house and we played and she snorted and wheezed. Dolly knocked me over and was licking my face and pulling on my hair. When all of a sudden........
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPHHHH..snort wheeze....BLARRCH.
That's right. Dolly puked on my face. And because I was laughing and playing when Dolly decided to barf, she also wretched in my mouth and my hair.
The nerve! I have NEVER been so insulted in all of my life! My Mom said she would have taken a picture of me after Dolly barfed on me but I was crying too hard and she was laughing so hard that she almost peed her pants.
This is why I will never forget the Thanksgiving of 2006.
-The End

6 comments:

Shoshana said...

Poor Tori! The nerve of that cute doggie!

I hope you're feeling much better now? Didn't it make you feel good, to have your Mom laughing so hard she can't take a picture?

Hugs sweetie!

Jennboree said...

POOR TORI!

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Sorry, Tori. At least your mom WAS laughing too hard to capture permanent evidence of such a horrific turkey day

s@bd said...

that princess is gorgeous! (i can't even think about the dog-barf situation ... *shudders*)

SoozieQ said...

I'm so sorry Tori, but I'm snorting and laughing just reading this.

You are still a Princess though, okay? There is no photographic proof of the barf episode, be thankful.

Vixen said...

Tori, so sorry. That really stinks. And here I thought it was disgusting when my dog goes in for the sneak attack lick and catches me with my mouth open, EW!!

But I have to say that did make me laugh (sorry *ducking head*). Your mom not taking a picture because she was laughing so hard. Poor you! I hope you're feeling better and it hasn't ruined your love of dogs!

MomToTracyNSheri said...

Tori, dogs are rotten. I stick to cats. They barf a lot too but never on your face.