Tuesday, February 14, 2006

ROMANCE AT ITS FINEST


Blendawhore- noun. One who will "put out" on Valentine's Day for a new blender.

You see people. You learn new words every day.

Most women want a rock on their finger. I'm happy with a rock I can crush up to make foo-foo drinks.

1 comment:

Ms. Analyzer said...

When can I come over? I. AM. SO. JEALOUS.