At the dinner table:
Izzy: "Well I want to watch blah blah movie."
Christian: "We can't watch blah blah movie. It's scratched."
Izzy: "How did it get scratched?"
Christian: "Leroy keeps licking the dicks."
Silence......................L o n g P a u s e......................
Me: "Leroy keeps licking the dicks?"
Bubby: "There will be no dick licking for Leroy. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But no dick licking for Leroy until he's an adult."
Now that people............ is quite profound.
