BUBBYISM QUOTE #5

I haven't posted a "Bubbyism" for awhile.

Yesterday we were driving past Cabella's and had to stop as all of the people were pouring out of the store and crossing the street.

"I would be more embarrassed being seen walking out of Cabella's then a pornography store."

That's my man!

BUBBYISM QUOTE #4

I preface this blog by informing you that Christian cannot properly pronounce the word, "discs".


At the dinner table:

Izzy: "Well I want to watch blah blah movie."

Christian: "We can't watch blah blah movie. It's scratched."

Izzy: "How did it get scratched?"

Christian: "Leroy keeps licking the dicks."





Silence......................L o n g P a u s e......................





Me: "Leroy keeps licking the dicks?"

Bubby: "There will be no dick licking for Leroy. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But no dick licking for Leroy until he's an adult."





Now that people............ is quite profound.

"BUBBYISM QUOTE #3

We rarely have beef (maybe twice a year) and that's also how often I prepare a"meat & potatoes" type dinner.

Last night I surprised the gang with meat loaf, mashed potatoes, gravy and salad.

At dinner Christian was remarking at how good the "Truck Stop Food" was.

Bubby: "Yum. This is really good. What kind of meat did you use?"

Me: "99% fat-free ground turkey & a little bit of ground pork for flavor."

Bubby: "I wonder what it would be like with lamb?"

Me: "Strong."

Bubby: "I was thinking you could use ground chicken and a little bit of ground lamb. You could call it "CLUCK-EWE MEATLOAF!"

Wow. The man is always thinking........

"BUBBYISM" QUOTE #2

Christian: "Dad? Why do you always see bad guys in the movies driving really nice cars?"


Long pause..........

Bubby: "Because sometimes crime pays."

The man is genius.