MALE CHASTITY

I was browsing Google the other day searching for something as innocuous as soap molds and looky what I found!

Am I the last person on earth to find out about locking up penis's? Where have I been?

Danielle Egan writes:

"Now you might be picturing leather-clad dungeon-dwellers with rubbers balls in their mouths, but belters walk among us as boss, accountant and airline pilot. In fact, frequent-flying belters inspired revolutionary design changes after suffering the embarrassment of setting off airport security metal detectors. Traditionally, men suffered steel cage-like contraptions invented circa 1850 to prevent the “imbecility” of “self-pollution.” Secured by bulky chains and brass padlocks, these Draconian-looking devices were heavy, caused pinching, chafing, swelling and all sorts of hygiene problems. So in the late 90s, Frank and Dorris Miller dreamed up the CB-2000 line of belt-free ventilated polyurethane “tubes” secured by “cuff ring” and plastic lock. Now in this post-911 high-security era, the Nevada-based company makes 70 percent of the belts on the market, cranking out “tens of thousands of tubes and business is on the incline.”

I clearly need to get out more.

After researching different sites that are proponents of male chastity belts I have learned a couple of things that I know you are dying to hear about........

1. Men that are in to woman dominatrix clearly like these little contraptions. They like being locked up and their woman only holding the key to their happiness.

2. Male chastity is HUGE in the religious community. Cock control is obviously some how intertwined in the Jesus lovers of the world. Women use it to keep their husbands from cheating and *SHOCK* masturbation. It's hard for those men to sin and surf porn sites if they can't even tweedle their dum.

3. Apparently men that aren't masturbating (or having intercourse) every 24-72 hours get really focused on pleasing their wives. They spend more time doing dishes and cleaning the house. They figure if they please their wives outside of the bedroom, maybe their wives will release "little willy" to play.

I wonder if any guys have ended up in the emergency room because their wives flushed the keys down the toilet in a fit of rage? heh heh