Have you ever bought something at the store and then when you got home and unpacked your groceries, you pull out this something and said....."What the fuck?"
#1 - If you are male and don't want to read, think or discuss lady parts....leave NOW!
#2 - If you are a size 14 or larger....I absolutely have no qualms with your size. I love you just the way you are.
I have a confession to make.
I shopped at Walmart today. Yes, I am embarrassed to say so. I normally don't shop at Walmart for many, many reasons. Some reasons I do not shop there are political, some are due to the fact that I really don't enjoy watching women beat upon or yell at their children. Unfortunately nearly every time I have touched my foot on Walmart soil, this has occurred.
I went to Walmart to get air-soft bullets for my rotten children. They like shooting up anything they can aim at. Evil little monkey's. Anyway, while I was there, I needed feminine products. It happens.
When I got home and was in the bathroom doing my lady business, imagine my surprise when I looked a little closer at the package........
14 plus? What the hell is that? Do you have to be fourteen or older to use this product?
As I unwrapped the packaging, I shit you not.....if you were anywhere in the vicinity of Mayberry, you would have heard a blood-curdling scream. (*insert horror flick scream here*)
These pads were big enough to use as a blindfold and wrap around my head............twice.
Apparently Walmart sells feminine products to the well-endowed lady wallets. I have Never. In. My. Life. Imagined. Such. A. Horrid. Thing.
So now, until tomorrow, I must wear a plastic diaper in my underwear slightly larger than the size of Miami.
I hate Walmart.....