This morning's conversation went like this:
Izzy: "Good Morning Mommy."
Me: "Good Morning."
Izzy: "Did you know that I have three jobs?"
Me: "Three? Wow! What are your jobs?"
Izzy: "I am a Super-Hero. I am a Expert Whisperer. I am a Zombie Layer.....or is it Slayer?"
Izzy: "Well I am also a terrific Zombie Layer. I lay the Zombie eggs and then they hatch. I bury them in the ground so that their heads are showing. I feed them and take care of them and then I slay them."
I'm praying for the Expert Whisperer to emerge as the stronger of the three.