Most of you are not surprised to know that Halloween is my favorite Holiday. Because I've share my enthusiasm with the kids, I suspect they appreciate it as much as I do.
Every year, Bubby and I dress up and go to an adult bash. To make things extra special this year, I purchased a not-so-cheap pair of scary colored contacts to complete my ensemble. Nothing says" scary Vampire" like creepy eyes.
OK. I admit, I've never put anything in my eye in my life. I really can't even put eyedrops in very well. Any of you that wear contacts must be laughing your asses off right now because the inevitable occurred. I COULDN'T GET THOSE DAMN CONTACTS IN! I even called my 20+ - years-eye-contact-neighbor and asked her to pop them in for me.
So I did what any sane person would do, I cried shamefully and then gave them to said neighbor to pop them in to Bubby's eyes. We were not wasting these pretty pennies.
Now Bubby has never had contacts in either, but he is no weenie (like I am). Neighbor popped them in without a hitch and here's the result:
I loathe Bubby. He was the star of the party and even got hit on. I was just the goofy looking Vampire accessory.