Top five reasons I took out my corn rows:
5. My cat Toto kept attacking pretty beads and shredding my back.
4. I was tired of the following questions:
Who did your hair?
How long did it take?
When are you leaving for Jamaica?
3. No matter how often I washed my scalp, it never felt clean.
2. Kept forgetting to spray sunscreen on my scalp and fried it on a regular basis.
Oh, and number 1. (drum roll please)
I clearly look better with the "hair in the light socket" look.
It gets better.....the Rosanna Rosanna Danna look.
Now that's just scary.
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LOVE IT!!! Especially the Rosana look. I dare you to wear that to the next PTA meeting. Come on...it'll be fun! For me, at least! I'm sorry you took them out, they looked fab and were a lovely breath of non-blonde air here in Mayberry.
Good times!
I laughed so hard, it startled the cat into convulsing out a hairball.
That's hilarious! I just got back from the Caribbean and I can't count the number of times some woman accosted me on the beach wanting to braid my hair. At one point I said I wore a wig just to get them off my back!
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