I've come up with a few ideas....
A. Less goofing around and more working. aka: less bon-bons and Oprah watching
B. Start with one room and organize the shit out of it. If it makes me feel good, do the other rooms too and before long, my life will be simplified.
C. Get a puppy.
I welcome Bella.
Bubby would like you to know to not even think that she is named after that creepy, pale, unhappy and skinny vampire-loving ho in Twilight. In fact, he has gone as far to correctly pronounce Bella like the Italians do (Bay-la).
I guess the hell with simplifying my life. Excuse me now....I think Bella just peed on the rug.